How to survive college
For most of you I am sending out a glorious “welcome back.” For others, it’s more of a “welcome to your first semester.” Either way, welcome to the frigid, cold…
How to be a cat
Cats are probably one of my least favorite household pets. I think they are a pain, whiny and just overall hateful. In fact, I probably dislike them because I could…
How to be a child
Being an adult is hard, especially when you have to pay bills and make your own doctor appointments. On the other hand, being a child can be rough, too, because…
How to be a decent human
The year is 2016 and people genuinely don’t know how to act like decent humans anymore. There are racially provoked crimes. Some people still don’t think it’s okay for same-sex…
How to be political
The views that are expressed in the upcoming section do not represent the Clarion or Sinclair Community College. This paper, along with Sinclair, is nonpartisan. It does not endorse any…
How to Halloween
Halloween is coming up, guys! It’s time to get your costumes, eat a ton of candy and get up to some mayhem. Okay, not really that last part, but there…