It’s that time of year again. The time of year where summer bodies are making a comeback.
Some of y’all are probably asking yourselves what you’re going to do in order to become “hot” this summer.
Well, have I got some tips for you!
There are a few different ways for you to be hot. I definitely think you should try them all out and figure out which one gets you to the hottest hot you can reach on the hot-o-meter scale.
(Is that a thing? Because it is now.)
One way you can become hotter is by being more physical. All you need to do is get sweaty. Where there is sweat there is heat. When there’s heat, it’s gotta be hot.
If being active isn’t your thing, I get it. You could also try wearing a lot of layers.
Basically get as many articles of clothing you can find and put them all on. Borrow clothes from other people if you think you can fit more on your body.
What is this going to do for you? Well, like we already said, summer is coming and more clothes will mean you’ll get hotter. Easy.
If you’re being extra lazy and don’t want to leave your house, I have a solution for you, too. Climb in the stove!
I mean, yes, you have to move a bit, but you’re still gonna be hot without even leaving the house.
Speaking of stove, there are a couple of other ways to become hot involving the good stuff – food.
Eat a lot of spicy foods, like jalapenos and curry. Your mouth will be set on fire, but I think that’s close enough to being hot.
You could also just drink coffee and hot tea. It has the same effect as spicy foods except you’ll burn off all your taste buds.
As for you adventurous types, I do have some “get hot” tips for you.
If you’re into camping, just build a fire in the middle of summer and stand next to it. You’ll be hot in no time.
If you have connections with NASA, you could travel to outer space and stop by the sun. I hear it’s nice and toasty there.
For those you that are looking for a change in scenery while still becoming hot, you could move to the desert.
You get the best of both worlds that way. You can be hot and super cool. (Desert pun. Yeah!)
Now for the ultimate way to become hot this summer… Wait for it…
Become the Human Torch!
You’ll basically be Chris Evans before he was known as Captain America, but at least you’ll be fire which is even better than just being hot.
Brittany Fletcher
Creative Director