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Reverend Janglebones’ Soapbox: It’s in the Cards

Everyone’s familiar with the trope of the mysterious old gypsy who offers to tell your fortune with tarot cards or tea leaves but the issue itself is, in reality, something…

The Lungs of the Earth Set Ablaze

The Amazon Rainforest, one of the largest suppliers of Earth’s oxygen, has been on fire for three weeks, with no end in sight and blame being placed onto the Brazillian…

Columbus Middle School Prank Gone Bananas

Today’s media is a strange beast, to say the least. Nowadays news has shifted from reporting the facts to inform the American people into a multi-party frenzy to push various…

Controversial Politician Boris Johnson Becomes New U.K. Prime Minister

On Wednesday, Boris Johnson—former London mayor and leader of the Conservative Party—officially became the U.K.’s new prime minister. Noted for his similarities to President Donald Trump (whom he recently received…

Here’s Henry: What is Christmas in July?

You’ve probably heard of Christmas in July. It’s some weird phenomenon that’s been going on since the 1940s. I vividly remember seeing cartoon Christmas specials replayed in July and young…

From the Earth to the Moon: Humankind’s Humbling Trip

“It’s a sultry night in July. You’ve fallen asleep in the armchair. Abruptly, you startle awake, disoriented. The television set is on, but not the sound. You strain to understand…