Juice, P-Cubed and I thought we were so cool back in 2005 when we made our debut rap CD. But now when somebody tries to play it around me I have to run out of the room so I don\u2019t die from laughing so hard.<\/p>\n
We were offbeat, unoriginal and half our rhymes didn\u2019t even rhyme, but we made a MySpace music page for it anyway hoping that all the hot chicks would hear it and want to be our groupies.<\/p>\n
I would stay up all night acquiring just the right instrumentals for our sinister rhymes. Then P-Cubed would pick me up in the morning so we could go over to Juice\u2019s house and make our East Side poetry.<\/p>\n
Juice took rapping a lot more seriously than P-Cubed and I did. Juice tried to teach us how to write a verse, but it was no use. We were freestyle soldiers that refused to let pen and paper constrain our creativity.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe grass is green and my teeth are yellow\/ But you can\u2019t mess with me cause I am that fellow\/ Girls say hi and I say hello\/ Ask for their number and they say hell no.\u201d<\/p>\n
Those were a couple of bars I spit over a Vanilla Ice beat that I thought were pretty sweet at the time.<\/p>\n
At the end of all our recording sessions we would battle each other \u2013 if Juice\u2019s mom didn\u2019t kick us out first \u2013 but one day the battle got out of hand when P-Cubed lyrically slaughtered Juice over an old Eminem track. Juice kicked P-Cubed out and since he was my ride I left too.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s when it all went wrong.<\/p>\n
The next day Juice released a diss song on P-Cubed that insinuated his private parts were rather tiny. When they finally saw each other at school Juice called P-Cubed a hater and P-Cubed called Juice a loser, and poof\u2026the group was down to two members.<\/p>\n
But after realizing I was smack dab in the middle of a rap beef, I too quit the group out of fear of being shot. To this day the three of us have yet to all stand in a room together and it\u2019s probably for the best.<\/p>\n
If we did ever get together, we would almost certainly make a comeback album.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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